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Hello!
God, how many times did you have to misspell my
last name in Google before you ended up here, right?! I know, listen, it's not my fault. If God didn't give me much
say over being bald or gay, do you really think there was much talk about how to spell my name?
Well, here you
are...finally! Go poke around, look at photos, check out my show listings, you can "friend" me on Myspace, you can
"facebook" me, you can even write to me!
Just please, if you are writing me from prison, please include
your prospective release date so I know how serious of a relationship we can have.... or when I need to move.
Oh Mom
& Dad, if you are looking at this site... IT'S NOT ME! My identity has been stolen by a band of queer thugs whose
goal it is to convince the world that I am some sort of comedian or something. Don't worry... I'm married to a beautiful
woman and teach music at the local elementary school... no need for you to look any further...
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